Art, news and pop culture ramblings from an all-round cat person. Expect thrilling stuff, like trips to the antique shop.
Sunday, 1 April 2012
Some facts about me yeah.
Hey I'm Nat. I hate cats. I'm an outgoing, grounded sort of girl and don't have time for any of that art shit. I love romantic comedies. My hobbies include celebs, shouting and ringtones. Feminism is for dykes. Mozart was rubbish. I'm sexy and I know it. I want a muscly man who'll sweat testosterone and bring me diamonds to eat. I burn comics. I could murder a steak. I would like to be a footballer's wife but also maybe a model or an escort to footballers. Footballers. My humps.
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