Unlikely excuses I've used today.

"Sorry, I have to go to the dole office and then choir."

"Sorry, I am busy thinking up sandwich-based puns."

Hello work.

I received my first copywriting deals earlier. I'm slightly hungover and yes, still in my pajamas! I'm so excited/terrified I might be sick.

P.S. Never have ideas in the bath unless you want a trail of footprints and a soggy notepad.